Name: Demetrius.
Age: 19
Keep life simple, alright?
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i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
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*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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So why is no one freaking out over yahoo buying tumblr?
Porn problem? *laughs* What? *sweats nervously* What do you mean? *swallows* There’s no porn problem on tumblr!
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my master piss
“nD in dat moment I swear we wur infinite~11” I died.
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take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
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